Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)

Ralphie! Hey, how’s it going? What do you mean, “Why are you not at work?” What are YOU doing at work? Oh, “your job”. Gee, that’s clever. We’ll see how far clever gets you when your molecules are obliterated into nothing.

No, I’m not coming in! I quit that gig yesterday. Why would I want to spend my last day of existence doing clerical work? Don’t you know? They’re finally firing up the Large Hard… excuse me, HADRON Collider today. They’re gonna start attempting to make black holes any minute now and, if my extensive knowledge of sci-fi fiction and cinema tell me anything, WE ARE DOOMED, my friend. So, I’m gonna sit on my porch, drink this fancy red wine that makes me break out in hives, and listen to my iPhone with this LG Stereo Bluetooth Headset while I wait for the coming darkness to engulf us all.

You know, if I have one regret, it’s that I didn’t buy this headset sooner. I’m getting great sound from the Bluetooth 2.0 support and the switching between music and a phone call is virtually seamless. Pretty decent battery life, too, with plenty of talk and standby time. I’d tell you to buy a set, but… well, you know.

One last thing with the world ending and all, I should probably go ahead and tell you that I was the one that knocked up your sister. Good thing the world’s ending, huh? There was no way I was gonna dodge THAT bullet, otherwise. Glad I got that off my chest, though. Best to go out without any unnecessary baggage.